EVENTS!!!

One of my favorite times of the year is Christmas break. Since I began school, it is really one of the years best times. I don't know if that sentence made sense. Well anyways, I go home tomorrow. I haven't packed yet which sucks because I have two finals to do tomorrow also. I don't know why I'm saying tomorrow when it is 5:20 AM, which is today. I'm awake still. Since Sunday night, which is 3 nights ago if you're blind (If you are blind, why are you reading my blog?), I have slept around only 10 hours. 10/72 is an F. 13.9%. That's terrible. I can't get an F in my finals today, so I don't know why I'm even blogging. I really wanted to make a short list though. A short list that helps me remember everything I need/want to do over the Christmas break. In no order.

Christmas Things to do.

1. Sleep. I intend on getting many many many hours of sleep in my large comfortable bed at home.
   
2. Eat. My mom rules at cooking. She also always makes what I like to eat. I need to eat because I'm getting skinny. I don't like being skinny.
3. Work Out. I also intend on working out every day of break. I doubt this will happen.
4. Ski. I NEED to ski. I literally need to ski more than I need to sleep. Good thing I have free tickets!!
5. Drum. I miss my drumset. I have been playing all these other ones and they just don't rub me the right way. My drums are set up exactly as I like them. I also intend on playing drums every day of break.
6. Hang. I miss a lot of my friends. The type of friends that just chill.
7. Smoke. I didn't want to add this to the list, but I have gotten many requests to smoke over break. Since I am leaving this country for a month, I think I will give in to peer pressure.
   
8. Party. I haven't been really drunk in a while.
9. Make a sled dog trip to Duluth. I'm thinking either sled dogs or a really comfortable horse drawn carriage.
10. Ski. I need to not only ski for pleasure, but I need to be a teacher also. The kids on my high school ski team suck now. I can't have that. Even though I'm in my second year of college, I don't like teams I was on in high school to suck.
    
11. Sauna? This really depends on the thickness of the ice. Once it was so thick a chainsaw couldn't cut through it! THICK!
12. Open Presents!
13. Dress in all my most expensive clothing for Christmas Eve. I love this. Here's a little taste of what I'm cooking up. Burberry suit coat + LeCoultre watch from the 50s (it's the shit) + Allen Edmonds shoes + nice pants, argyle socks, and a tie + Gucci belt + Burberry shirt under the coat = One good looking guy worshipping little baby Jesus.
14. Go to the movies. Curious Case of Benjamin Button on Christmas day? I'll be there.

These are just a few things I need to do. I had a bunch of ideas in my head before I started, but they left. Here are some "long term" things I want to do over break. Before I go into these, I should probably tell you when break is. December 17, 2008 - February 2, 2009! This is for the people not taking a class in January. I am. In Spain. Yeah. So my break I guess actually ends January 2nd. This new list is basically things I want to do but probably won't.

More SHIT.

1. I really want to learn how to wake up early, without an alarm. Don't get me wrong, sleeping in rules. Just think how much more you'd get done though if you woke up and felt awake at 8. That would be awesome. I read some stuff, and I guess to make your body learn you need at least 30 days with the same pattern. I think I can do it if I try hard enough.
   
2. Jam. Not only do I want to play drums by myself and my usual friends, I also want to try and arrange a massive Jam session with a bunch of my other friends that play music. It would be super fun. For me at least.
3. Get over some of my picky eating habits. This will have to be accomplished while in Spain. I don't know how. My taste buds just don't like much stuff.

This is not a full list, but for now it's fine with me. Time to study.

My Name

The name I was given as a child is Charles. However, most people call me Charlie. A few Chuck's. One Chaz. Some Char's. And even a Chooch. I'll let you know what I think of these names.

Charles: I really like the name Charles. It's very elegant and respected. Some of my good friend's call me Charles and that's good. Some family does as well. Overall if I let you call me Charles it's good. The best thing about Charles is when my grandpa Don says it. He calls me Charles a lot. He's a good grandpa.

Charlie: Also a good name. I like it. Lots of people call me Charlie.

Chuck: In like sixth or fourth or fifth or seventh grade a few people started calling me Chuck. I was ok with it at the time. It grew for like a year then stopped in high school. Now I'm not a fan of it at all and hope people stop calling me it. Most people have but there are a few... Like three people for sure.

Chaz: Chaz is limited to one person.

Char: Char is OK. It's mainly family that calls me Char, or some close friends.

Chooch: I was called Chooch when I was a kid by my dad and grandma. I liked it I guess. It's cute to hear one of them call me it today.

I don't think people call me anything else. I hope not at least. Unless it's something good. Like I don't know um super sexy? Something like that.

Christmas List

Every day since this shit holiday I will add a new post adding one gift onto my Christmas list. If I forget a day it does not matter. No rules.

Charlie's Christmas List

1.) 10 Fresh Blueberry Muffins

2.) A Candygram

3.) Money

Thanksgiving gives me the shivers

I was thinking today that thanksgiving is one of the dumbest holidays. Examples of better ones are basically any fucking holiday. Maybe there's some story I haven't heard, but the one I know is basically shit. Let me re-cap. Ship cross ocean, Pilgrims are stupid, Indians help Pilgrims in a really gay montage, and we give thanks.... Am I right? Yes. I'm so right you don't even know how right I am. You suck. Anyways, I just stopped typing for like ten minutes and listened to my parents talk about how long to cook a bird. FUCKING THANKSGIVING! OK.. Check this out. I was about to change the subject and then I realized what I was typing had to do with Thanksgiving and I got pissed off again! Shit.

Now you're probably thinking, "Man this guy is a such a big dick, and he's not thankful for anything, and my butt itches..." Well fuck you! I am thankful for so much shit that I couldn't even type it all with ten computers! And ten people! All connected to my brain! MIND CONTROL!!!!

Do you ever think about mind control? I don't very much. Now that the subject has come up, however, I will say what you need to saaaaay say what you need to saaaayyyy! Mind control would be a cool power. That's all I really think about it. One sentence. Period.



BAM!

Merry Christmas motherfuckers...

THE END.

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